YOU’RE SO VAIN

You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht;
Your hat strategic’lly dipped below one eye, your scarf, it was apricot. 
You had one eye in the mirror as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they’d be your partner, they’d be your partner and…

You’re so vain, you prob’bly think this song is about you,
You’re so vain. I’ll bet you think this song is about you. 
Don’t you? Don’t you? 

You had me several years ago, when I was still quite naive;
Well, you said that we make such a pretty pair, and that you would never leave. 
But you gave away the things you loved and one of them was me,
I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee and… 

You’re so vain, you prob’bly think this song is about you,
You’re so vain. I’ll bet you think this song is about you. 
Don’t you? Don’t you? 

(Instrumental)    I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee, clouds in my coffee.
And…

You’re so vain, you prob’bly think this song is about you,
You’re so vain. I’ll bet you think this song is about you. 
Don’t you? Don’t you? 

Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga, and your horse nat’rally won;
Then you flew your Lear Jet up to Nova Scotia, to see the total eclipse of the sun. 
Well, you’re where you should be all the time and when you’re not you’re with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend, wife of a close friend and… 

You’re so vain, you prob’bly think this song is about you,
You’re so vain. I’ll bet you think this song is about you. 
Don’t you? Don’t you?      
You’re so vain. You prob’bly think this song is about you.
You’re so vain. You prob’bly think this song is about you.

1972 – Carly Simon – Album: No Secrets