Well, I sat down in front of my T.V. set and some man said this is what you get
For a dollar a week and a dollar down, you can drive this car anywhere in this town.
You can take it on the highway, check the tires,
Leave it in the driveway and can check out the wires.
If that ain’t just what your heart desires, I tell you what I’m gonna do.
Oh, take it on a ten day trial, and if you don’t like what you see,
Just bring on back in awhile and get your money back guarantee.
Oh, I took me for a walk and I heard some racket,
Here was some dude he was pedalin’ a gadget,
He said my new invention will do your chores,
Take out your garbage and wax your floors.
Just plug it in the wall, it’s completely automatic.
Hang it in the hall or you can hide it in the attic.
I don’t want no friction, I don’t need no static, so here’s what I’m gonna do.
Oh, take it on a ten day trial, and if you don’t like what you see,
Just bring on back in awhile and get your money back guarantee.
It’s hard to believe this is my love song, I only hope I didn’t take too long.
But this here’s the point I’ve been workin’ up to: true fine mamma I do love you!
And if you open up your heart I think you’ll find I’ll treat you good and I’ll treat you kind.
If lovin’ me ain’t what you had in mind, I tell you what I’m gonna do.
Oh, take it on a ten day trial, and if you don’t like what you see.
Just bring it on back in awhile and get you money back guarantee.
1972 – Les Emmerson – Performed by The Five Man Electrical Band – Album: Absolutely Right